[ACCESSING SYSTEM...]

[BYPASSING FIREWALL...]

[INJECTING PAYLOAD...]

[ROOT ACCESS GRANTED]

SYSTEM BREACH DETECTED

Tracing IP address...

Location: Osaka, Japan 🇯🇵

User: YOU

Launching countermeasure in 3... 2... 1...

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